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An extremely large marten has regularly been observed looking at folks in a Gardner house through an air vent.
An extraterrestrial is repeatedly seen waving to cars down a shady road in the neighborhood of Gardner.
An extraterrestrial traveler from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been perceived on several occasions sending a box at a Gardner post office.
A Yeti can be spotted very frequently discussing into the thin air as if somebody in addition was present.
The ghost of a gentleman holding a sword has now and then been noticed pushing orbs about in Buffalo River State Park outside the ranger station. According to the people who live here, this ghost enjoys terrifying unwise folks who come looking for ghosts in Gardner.
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Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
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