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These are some lies we made up about Fordville.
A space alien from Saturn was made out throwing chunks of concrete into the current at Middle Branch Forest River around midnight.
A huge marmoset was spotted at Matecjek Dam before dawn taking pleasure in the vista.
A space invader from another planet materialized drinking gasoline from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Fordville.
A sizeable chilling giant was distinguished walking a Saint Bernard late in the night on a dark Fordville road.
A woman with a bottle-green face has often been observed near Icelandic State Park sipping soda pop. One of the local residents determinedly argues that this spirit can be the soul of a resident who passed on here in Fordville many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Fordville
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
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