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The ghost of a young air force pilot can repeatedly be observed calling out people's names in Golden Lake State Wildlife Management Area at night. A local woman claims that this ghost gets pleasure from terrifying folks who come looking for ghosts in Finley.
A giant reptile can be distinguished very frequently facing the witness at Beaver Creek Dam on a dark night.
An alien has now and then been made out in a desolate zone in the vicinity of Finley.
Bigfoot is every now and then seen in Turtle River State Park by the ranger station going bananas.
An martian explorer from another world has been observed on several occasions waving to cars down a murky highway outside Finley.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
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