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These are some lies we made up about Fargo.
An extraterrestrial explorer from outer space was made out waving to cars down a gloomy highway near Fargo.
An extraterrestrial from another planet came into sight pulling a cadaver across the ground in Lamb Park on a dark night.
The scary ghost of a Viking was observed gazing at the water by Moorhead Lagoon Dam in the early morning hours. Frightened by the observers the ghost withdrew into the darkness. Locals argue that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while driving through Fargo before the present.
An ET came into sight dispatching a packet at a Fargo post office.
Napoleon Bonaparte was observed drinking blood from a cup in Wild Rice River.
A huge opossum was distinguished guzzling gas from a pump at a fuel station in Fargo.
A giant jackal has regularly been witnessed walking a Collie before sunrise on a gloomy Fargo lane.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship is often distinguished looking through
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home windows in Fargo before dawn.
Rapunzel is rumored to have been witnessed on a few occasions reading a pamphlet in Buffalo River State Park right by the ranger station.
An alien tourist from another planet can repeatedly be seen watching TV in a Fargo living room at midnight.
An alien from another galaxy may be noticed often
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on a Fargo residential street on a dark night.
A massive sheep has sometimes been spotted floating in the air like a blimp in Fargo.
A creepy skeleton has been said to have been distinguished on many occasions staring at a guy slumbering on a futon in a building in Fargo.
A glow-in-the-dark human body can occasionally be spotted trying on socks in a Fargo apartment.
Genghis Khan has repeatedly been noticed struggling out from a manhole on a Fargo residential road before sunrise.
A very large aardvark is often seen snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Fargo.
A space man is rumored to have been observed on many occasions performing a song on an accordion in a Fargo apartment.
A medusa may be perceived time and again in a mirror in a Fargo home; the ghost was exclusively noticeable in the mirror.
A colossal salamander has once in a while been distinguished in a trailer near Fargo.
The phantom of a youthful guy sporting a jacket is occasionally noticed seeking a map under a parked truck in a Fargo parking lot before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Fargo
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Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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