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These are some lies we made up about Fairfield.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is every now and then seen talking into the thin air in the middle of Betsy Creek.
A space man from the cosmos is rumored to have been spotted on several occasions reading a newsletter at Kordonowy Dam at midnight.
A space man may once in a while be spotted late in the night rushing after a passing Chrysler on a shadowy highway in the neighborhood of Fairfield.
An martian explorer from another solar system was seen outside the entrance to Theodore Roosevelt National Park sniveling.
Galileo emerged in the backseat of a truck by the driver catching a sight of the phantom in her rear view mirror on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Fairfield
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If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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