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A space alien from planet Venus is known to have been perceived on many occasions dragging a dead body over the grass in Fairdale Slough National Waterfowl Production Area at midnight.
A space invader from deep space can occasionally be observed pacing from home to home at midnight on a Fairdale street.
A gentleman with a sizeable hole through his upper body has repeatedly been witnessed right by the entrance to Icelandic State Park meditating. No matter what folks verbalize, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
A guy having the head of a leprechaun is repeatedly noticed seated at the kitchen counter in a Fairdale apartment. Folks claim that this phantom loves frightening unwise people who are courageous enough to disturb the quiet in Fairdale.
A lady burning, gripping a fuel bottle has purportedly been spotted on frequent occasions staring at people in a Fairdale apartment through an air vent. One thing's for certain, this ghost unquestionably is bloodcurdling; one that should be kept away from.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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