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These are some lies we made up about Erie.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has frequently been observed at Erie Dam in the early morning hours taking in the scenery.
A massive lynx is repeatedly made out in an Erie area grocery store, strolling the aisles.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress has purportedly been noticed on a few occasions relaxing at the dining table in an Erie home seeking a photo.
An ET from Venus may repeatedly be witnessed mounted on a pony by the side of a highway near Erie.
A sasquatch may be distinguished over and over again wandering through a mobile home in close proximity to Erie.
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Ghost Sightings From Erie
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Ghost Sightings From Erie
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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