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A sizeable menacing phantom came into sight in Charles C Cook State Game Management Area at the stroke of midnight carving a hollow. The viewer panicked and ran away.
The ghost of a young-looking man sporting a confederate uniform was perceived on a dark night sprinting after a passing Nissan on a murky highway close to Edinburg. The ghost did not seem to be bothered by the observers.
A space man from the cosmos materialized trying to find a box in Icelandic State Park outside the ranger station.
The ghost of a strapped up man was distinguished watering plants in the yard of a flat in Edinburg. When the phantom was seen it faded away into the thin air.
A space invader has often been witnessed by a lady canoeing in a river near Edinburg.
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Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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