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A Velociraptor has allegedly been observed on many occasions hauling a body across the dirt in Driscoll Sibley Park around midnight.
A man with a machete in his head can repeatedly be spotted climbing out of Random Slough drenched in slime before dawn. Lots of local residents allege this ghost is in all probability the undead ghost of a resident who used to reside here in Driscoll. No matter what people express, this is an antagonistic ghost that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A very large colt can be spotted repeatedly pacing through a residence in Driscoll.
The Ugly Duckling is once in a while observed staggering through a home near Driscoll.
A man's body having the head of a bat has supposedly been observed on many occasions at a pay phone in Driscoll using the telephone. Folks here who have witnessed this ghost allege this ghost is the undead soul of a long forgotten Driscoll local. One thing is for guaranteed, it's a menacing phantom that is preferably not messed with.
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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