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A massive oryx may be distinguished repeatedly strolling by the side of a wild road in the neighborhood of Drayton.
The ghost of a lady with a bag strapped around her head has now and then been seen relaxing in an armchair in a home near Drayton.
A space alien from planet Mars is from time to time made out in Schumacher Park on a dark night hauling a dead body over the grass.
An enormous cougar can once in a while be made out enjoying the panorama at Red River of the North-Drayton Dam late in the night.
The Gingerbread Man was seen fly fishing from the water's edge of Red River before sunrise.
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Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
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