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These are some lies we made up about Drake.
A very large mongoose was seen taking a rest at a table in a Drake building.
An extremely large snake has frequently been observed reading a pamphlet in Ft. Stevenson State Park at the park headquarters.
An extraterrestrial tourist from space is regularly observed looking at folks in a Drake mobile home through a window.
The ghost of a youthful lady soaked in blood is rumored to have been spotted on several instances spitting at passing cars beside a shady highway close to Drake. It's been alleged that this individual ghost could be a famous past native of Drake.
The ghost of an aged sorceress may frequently be noticed dispatching a container at a Drake post office. Anyway, this is an antagonistic phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to encounter.
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Ghost Sightings From Drake
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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