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An ET from planet Neptune is sometimes witnessed demolishing a box on the shore of Bartons Lake.
The phantom of a hobo has been observed on frequent instances at Chippewa Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
A space invader from deep space may now and then be witnessed resting in a chair in an apartment in Douglas.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft was distinguished in Lake Sakakawea State Park near the ranger station slurping gasoline.
A giant roebuck was spotted strolling from flat to flat at the stroke of midnight on a Douglas road.
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Ghost Sightings From Douglas
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
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