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A space man from another planet has purportedly been distinguished on several instances looking creepy up on Church Hill.
The martian pilot of an unidentified flying object has often been distinguished down beside the water at Marble Point staring furiously at the eye witness.
A big bloodcurdling spirit has allegedly been seen on frequent instances screaming at the bystander to go away in Aennis Coulee in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a young-looking man wearing a confederate uniform can frequently be witnessed trimming bushes in the back garden of a flat in Donnybrook. Some of the people who live here say this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed on here in Donnybrook many years ago. No matter what, it is indisputably a scary spirit that is rather not disrupted.
The phantom of a strapped up guy has every now and then been noticed by a lady canoeing in a river in the vicinity of Donnybrook. Whatever folks verbalize, this ghost undeniably is creepy; one that you don't want to run into very late at night.
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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