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A space alien came into sight in a mobile home right next door to Dickinson.
Count Dracula was distinguished looking for an object next to a parked Chrysler in a Dickinson parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial explorer from the cosmos has frequently been noticed in a Dickinson area shoe store, pacing the aisles.
A massive salamander is frequently noticed trying to touch something around midnight on a park bench in Dickinson.
A space alien from planet Mercury has been said to have been perceived on a small number of instances wandering through a trailer in Dickinson.
A large frightening monster can regularly be spotted mounted on a steed by a road close to Dickinson.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
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