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These are some lies we made up about Dickinson.
An ET from Mars has every now and then been spotted trying on clothes in a Dickinson home.
A space man from another planet is sometimes observed struggling out of a storm drain on a Dickinson avenue late in the night.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object has allegedly been perceived on a few instances in Youngs Park before dawn terrifying folks.
A colossal ram may from time to time be spotted snooping in mailboxes at the stroke of midnight in Dickinson.
A lady with a blue face has frequently been observed by Dickinson Dam late at night staring at the water. A local woman declares that this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who are courageous enough to disturb the silence in Dickinson.
A gentleman with a knife in his head is frequently noticed hurling stones into E A Patterson Lake at the stroke of midnight.
A very large rabbit has purportedly been seen on frequent occasions on the apex of Davis Buttes late
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in the night examining the vista.
A very large llama may regularly be spotted in the early morning hours before sunrise hovering across the Davis Buttes.
The phantom of a mailman may be observed very often mounding pebbles mid stream in Ash Creek. One of the local residents confidently claims that this ghost loves startling foolhardy
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folks who come looking for ghosts in Dickinson. Whatever people say, it's sure a frightening ghost that you would not want to come across before sunrise.
An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy has once in a while been seen playing a piece of music on an accordion in a Dickinson apartment.
An extraterrestrial from another world is occasionally made out in a Dickinson highschool before dawn wandering the corridors.
A female character has been made out on several instances in Little Missouri State Park right by the park headquarters downing paint. Several of the residents say this ghost could be a distinguished former time native of Dickinson.
The spirit of a woman having letters cut into her arm was spotted smoking a pipe in Theodore Roosevelt National Park outside the park headquarters. This individual ghost has been spotted over and over again in this place.
The ghost of a lady with a stiletto in her back appeared in a mirror in a Dickinson mobile home; the phantom was solely perceptible in the
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mirror. There are many tales about this ghost in the neighborhood. One thing is for sure, this is a bad ghost that any sound person wouldn't want to meet.
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Ghost Sightings From Dickinson
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Ghost Sightings From Dickinson
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
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