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A glowing human body can be noticed very frequently trying to locate a shoe in Dry Coulee before sunrise. One thing is for sure, this is a bad ghost that you wouldn't want to encounter around midnight.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has every now and then been seen floating down Bone Hill Creek late at night.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is sometimes seen striding down a desolate road close to Dickey.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another world can from time to time be spotted staring at the water by Heinrich-Martin Dam at the stroke of midnight.
The spirit of a pregnant female has regularly been distinguished appearing in a restroom mirror.
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Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
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