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These are some lies we made up about Devils Lake.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has frequently been noticed trying on a shirt in a Devils Lake home.
The extraterrestrial commander of a UFO is repeatedly noticed crawling out of a manhole on a Devils Lake lane around midnight.
William Shakespeare has purportedly been observed on many instances in Roosevelt Park on a dark night slurping blood from a beaker.
An ET from planet Venus can regularly be noticed gazing down into the water at Creel Bay at night.
A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes has every now and then been observed playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Devils Lake home.
The ghost of a tied up lady is occasionally distinguished reading a magazine in Edmore Coulee at midnight.
A gigantic dromedary can every so often be observed in a mirror in a Devils Lake mobile home; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
A female with the head of a devil has repeatedly been noticed
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howling in Devils Lake State Park right by the ranger station.
A massive lizard is frequently made out trying to locate a book by a parked Pontiac in a Devils Lake parking lot at the stroke of midnight.
A giant marmoset can frequently be made out in a Devils Lake area hardware store, walking the aisles.
A massive skunk may be noticed
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time and again contemplating at midnight by a road sign in Devils Lake.
A female grasping her head beneath her arm has every so often been seen staggering through a mobile home in Devils Lake. One of the local residents confidently claims that this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Devils Lake local resident. In any event, it is indisputably a scary ghost that is rather not messed with.
A space alien from another world is every now and then seen traveling on a llama by a road close to Devils Lake.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship has purportedly been noticed on one or two occasions at a pay phone in Devils Lake using the telephone.
An martian voyager from another solar system can sometimes be observed walking through a Devils Lake vicinity cemetery.
A sizeable chilling giant was distinguished spending time in a deserted building in Devils Lake.
The ghost of a man with half his head gone became visible standing by a deserted highway in the vicinity of Devils Lake. There have
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been numerous accounts with reference to this ghost in the neighborhood.
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Ghost Sightings From Devils Lake
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Ghost Sightings From Devils Lake
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
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