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The ghost of a man having on an armed forces outfit is frequently seen at Des Lacs City Dam at the stroke of midnight taking in the surroundings. One of the people who live here firmly claims that this ghost gets pleasure from frightening folks who are bold enough to interrupt the silence in Des Lacs. One thing's for guaranteed, this is an unlikable ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The Abominable Snowman has allegedly been witnessed on many instances hurling chunks of concrete into Des Lacs Reservoir late in the night.
A space invader from Jupiter may often be witnessed late in the night scrutinizing Tasker Coulee in detail.
A knight's armor from the middle ages without a person inside has every now and then been witnessed having a seat on a sofa in a trailer close to Des Lacs.
The ghost of a woman with a plastic bag strapped around her head is now and then distinguished in the backseat of a Buick by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror after midnight. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that should be let alone.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
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