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An alien from another solar system was distinguished at Baldhill Creek Dam late in the night looking.
A woman with a spear in her head materialized trying to grip something in Gunderson Creek. There are numerous stories involving this ghost in the neighborhood.
The martian captain of a flying saucer was distinguished shining a light in the middle of a secluded highway in the neighborhood of Dazey before dawn.
A wandering ghost emerged being in a deserted manor in Dazey. Other sightings of this phantom have been conveyed. Lots of residents assert this spirit likes terrifying foolish people who come trying to locate spirits in Dazey.
The spirit of a youthful Indian combatant was spotted standing by a wild highway close to Dazey. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a few other sightings of this precise ghost.
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Ghost Sightings From Dazey
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Ghost Sightings From Dazey
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
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