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These are some lies we made up about Davenport.
An alien explorer from another part of the galaxy can be spotted frequently trying on socks in a Davenport trailer.
A giant panda has sometimes been distinguished struggling out from a drain hole on a Davenport street in the early morning hours.
Cinderella is occasionally observed nosing around in mailboxes around midnight in Davenport.
An alien from planet Mars has purportedly been noticed on many instances playing a guitar in a Davenport flat.
The ghost of a young-looking gentleman sporting a confederate uniform can every so often be observed in a Davenport highschool around midnight wandering the halls.
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
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Ghost Sightings From Davenport
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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