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A space alien from deep space was witnessed striding through a mobile home near Cummings.
The ghost of an elderly man with a big gray mustache has repeatedly been made out at a pay phone in Cummings talking on the telephone.
An ET is regularly seen wandering through a Cummings neighborhood cemetery.
The ghost of a gentleman wearing armed forces attire may regularly be spotted reading a newsletter along a desolate road right next door to Cummings after midnight.
A woman with a machete sticking out of her head may be observed very often standing by a deserted road in the vicinity of Cummings. If you talk to the people who live here, this ghost is probably the struggling ghost of a local who used to reside here in Cummings. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Cummings
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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