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These are some lies we made up about Crystal.
William Shakespeare can occasionally be seen at Crystal Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise enjoying the panorama.
The ghost of a guy dressed as a car mechanic was perceived in The Coulee at the stroke of midnight burrowing a gap. When the viewer came into view the ghost fled.
A massive lemur came into sight stacking bricks mid stream in Cart Creek.
The ghost of a guy dressed in a police force uniform emerged traveling on a pony next to a highway in the vicinity of Crystal. The appearance of the viewer startled the ghost who then disappeared.
The Loch Ness Monster was distinguished quite near Icelandic State Park dining on a cracker.
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Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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