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These are some lies we made up about Crary.
The spirit of an old gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his hand was observed chatting into the air up on the highest spot of Devils Lake Mountain. The eye witness ran off right after she saw the ghost. Some of the residents claim this ghost may be the soul of a person who lived here who passed away here in Crary some time ago.
The martian commander of a UFO became visible seated on the floor in a house in the neighborhood of Crary.
The spirit of a waitress was noticed in the backseat of a truck by the driver catching a sight of the spirit in her rear view mirror in the early morning hours before sunrise. The ghost was indifferent that there was somebody other there.
A colossal lovebird was perceived raking leaves in the front garden of a flat in Crary.
A massive baboon has frequently been spotted in Devils Lake State Park right by the ranger station attempting to touch something.
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Ghost Sightings From Crary
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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