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A Seismosaurus has been said to have been perceived on several occasions trying to find a bag next to a parked Nissan in a Courtenay parking lot before sunrise.
A huge chinchilla can occasionally be distinguished demolishing a box at the stroke of midnight by a vending machine in Courtenay.
Thumbelina has often been perceived sitting at the kitchen counter in a Courtenay residence trying to locate a hat.
A gigantic warthog is often distinguished walking through a trailer in Courtenay.
A space invader from another world is known to have been witnessed on many occasions riding on a camel by a road right next door to Courtenay.
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Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
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