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A headless female has allegedly been spotted on many instances nosing around in mailboxes very late at night in Cooperstown.
An martian traveler from space can regularly be made out at Ueland Dam on a dark night enjoying the landscape.
The spirit of a 10 foot colossal giant may be perceived over and over again at Pickerel Lake Creek after midnight chucking rocks into the current. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a female with half her head gone has once in a while been witnessed in a Cooperstown secondary school in the early morning hours marching the halls. No matter what people verbalize, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that is preferably not disrupted.
A shape with a skeleton face wearing murky robes is every now and then noticed in a home in the vicinity of Cooperstown. If you listen to the locals, this spirit takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy people who have the courage to disturb the silence in Cooperstown.
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BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur and Delbert went to see a ventriloquist show. The show was very funny and consisted mainly of Arthur and Delbert jokes, one funnier than the other. At first Arthur and Delbert didn't mind but the longer the show went on the angrier they got. Finally Arthur couldn’t take it any more and stood up and said in a loud voice.
- Enough already, these jokes are very offensive and Delbert and I demand an apology.
The ventriloquist felt ashamed of his insulting jokes and said, - I do apologize from the bottom of my heart, I didn't want to offend anyone. From now on I will not use Arthur and Delbert jokes in my show.
- I'm not talking to you, said Arthur. I'm talking to that little bastard sitting on your lap.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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