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A space invader from planet Neptune is occasionally witnessed wandering through a residence in Columbus.
A black rat that shape-shifted into a female is known to have been made out on frequent occasions in Wildwood Park late at night looking chilling. Many people who live here say this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Columbus a long time ago. Nevertheless, this is an unfriendly ghost that any sane person wouldn't want to come across.
An extremely large hog has often been witnessed traveling on a camel beside a highway in close proximity to Columbus.
The ghost of a young lady clad as a maid is repeatedly perceived strolling through an apartment in close proximity to Columbus.
An extraterrestrial from outer space has supposedly been witnessed on several instances at a coin operated phone in Columbus talking on the phone.
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Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
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