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The ghost of a young air force pilot has every now and then been witnessed screaming at the observer to be off at night by a mailbox in Coleharbor. In any case, this spirit undoubtedly is terrifying; one that any sane person would not want to meet.
A young-looking girl dressed in a blood-splattered wedding gown is every now and then seen staring at the water by Lake Margaret Dam before dawn.
An ET from another planet has purportedly been spotted on numerous instances by Hanson Slough piling chunks of concrete.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft can occasionally be noticed in Cross Ranch State Park at the park headquarters slurping blood from a bottle.
A colossal waterbuck has frequently been spotted sitting at a table in a Coleharbor apartment searching for a box.
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Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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