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A gigantic giraffe can repeatedly be observed by Meszaros Slough burrowing a cavity.
A huge springbok can be witnessed very often glugging down unleaded from a pump at a gas station in Cogswell.
A massive goat has every so often been witnessed walking a Rottweiler at the stroke of midnight on a dark Cogswell lane.
A very large vicuna is sometimes spotted seeking a shoe at the entrance to Ft. Ransom State Park.
A partly see-through man clad as the skipper of a freight ship has allegedly been observed on a small number of occasions looking through trailer windows in Cogswell around midnight. Several of those who live here say this ghost is that of a local person who settled here in Cogswell many years ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Cogswell
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Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
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