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The martian technician of a flying saucer was distinguished looking at the landscape at Augustadt Dam in the early morning hours.
Henry VIII was seen staring at folks in a Clifford home through a peephole.
A massive raccoon was spotted waving to cars down a gloomy road in the vicinity of Clifford.
The ghost of a lady with a sack bound around her head has frequently been spotted dispatching a parcel at a Clifford post office. One of the folks who live here decisively declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while journeying through Clifford some decades ago.
A cyclop is often made out flinging rocks in Turtle River State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
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