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These are some lies we made up about Cleveland.
A space alien from outer space appeared on the highest spot of Terpena Hill at midnight glancing at the panorama.
The martian captain of an alien spaceship became visible hanging in the air like a helium balloon in Cleveland.
An ET from planet Saturn was made out looking at an old woman sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Cleveland.
A space alien from space has frequently been noticed trying on a shirt in a Cleveland home.
The extraterrestrial commander of an alien spacecraft is often witnessed ascending out of a manhole on a Cleveland lane at the stroke of midnight.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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