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A gigantic polar bear is sometimes seen in Lake Alice National Wildlife Refuge very late at night dragging a corpse over the grass.
An alien traveler from another galaxy has been witnessed on a handful of instances gazing at the water by Lac aux Outlet Works Dam in the early morning hours.
An alien from another planet can occasionally be distinguished staggering down a deserted highway close to Churchs Ferry.
A massive pronghorn was spotted by the entrance to Devils Lake State Park sipping chlorine.
A massive dormouse came into view becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Churchs Ferry
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Ghost Sightings From Churchs Ferry
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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