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An ET from Jupiter has every so often been witnessed looking at the water by Christine Dam around midnight.
The ghost of an aged gentleman with a huge white mustache is sometimes noticed burying a corpse by a big rock in Fort Abercrombie State Park after midnight. A local woman asserts that this spirit is the undeceased soul of a long departed Christine person who lived here.
An alien from another world has been said to have been perceived on a small number of occasions floating by on Whisky Creek before dawn.
An ET can from time to time be distinguished in Nyqist Coulee after midnight trying to grab something.
A female with an axe sticking out of her head was observed going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Christine mobile home at night. The phantom didn't appear to be concerned by the eye witnesses. One thing is for sure, it's a terrifying ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
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Ghost Sightings From Christine
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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