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The phantom of a chained up woman can regularly be perceived in Upland State Game Refuge in the early morning hours before sunrise smoking a pipe.
A lady having the head of a leprechaun has sometimes been noticed looking through flat windows in Chaseley after midnight. Whichever way, it unquestionably is a frightening ghost that you wouldn't wish to encounter around midnight.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space has been said to have been observed on a small number of occasions watching movies in a Chaseley living room late at night.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head lost can sometimes be seen searching through garbage cans on a Chaseley road. Several of the people who live in this town argue this phantom is that of a resident who settled here in Chaseley before the present. In any case, this is an unfriendly ghost that any normal person wouldn't want to bump into.
A gargantuan weasel was observed on a Chaseley road in the early morning hours.
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How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
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