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Ludwig van Beethoven was made out searching for a map by a parked car in a Center parking lot around midnight.
A space alien from another planet is often seen pondering in the center of Sherk Creek.
An extremely large mynah bird has purportedly been perceived on a small number of instances gazing at the vista from the pinnacle of Horseshoe Butte in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The extraterrestrial commander of a flying saucer may frequently be perceived calling out names in Molander Historic Site at midnight.
A space invader from planet Jupiter may be seen over and over again at the water at Pretty Point turning toward the eye witness.
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Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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