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These are some lies we made up about Cayuga.
The ghost of a gentleman sporting a police force outfit has repeatedly been observed gobbling a steak in the middle of Crooked Creek. Based on what the locals argue, this ghost might be a distinguished old days local of Cayuga. No matter what people express, this is an intimidating phantom that any wise person would not want to meet.
Goldilocks is repeatedly observed resting in a chair in a residence in Cayuga.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spacecraft has been spotted on numerous instances discussing into the night beside a lamppost in Cayuga.
A giant koodoo may repeatedly be perceived walking from mobile home to mobile home after midnight on a Cayuga street.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be made out very often in Ft. Ransom State Park by the ranger station trying to locate another ghost. Locals who have observed this spirit claim this spirit is probably the tormented spirit of a local who used to have a home here in Cayuga.
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Ghost Sightings From Cayuga
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Arthur was talking to a guy in a bar on the top floor of a skyscraper.
- You know, said the guy, I've been looking at the way the wind blows around this building and I think that if you jump out that window right there the air currents will take you down safely and put you softly on your feet on the sidewalk right in front of the building.
- That's impossible, said Arthur, can't be done.
No I'm pretty sure, let me prove it to you, said the guy and jumped out the window.
A few minutes later he showed up in the elevator without a scratch.
- Wow, that's the most incredible thing I've ever seen, I have to try that too, said Arthur and jumped out the window.
The bartender looks up and says: - That was not very nice Superman.
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