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A space alien from another part of the galaxy has allegedly been distinguished on many instances by Cavalier City Dam on a dark night staring at the water.
An alien can repeatedly be noticed looking for a box beneath a parked Buick in a Cavalier parking lot around midnight.
The Wizard of Oz can be spotted over and over again near the entrance to Icelandic State Park looking terrifying.
A colossal dingo is from time to time noticed pointing at the witness at midnight on a lawn in Cavalier.
An alien vacationer from another solar system has allegedly been witnessed on several occasions seated at a table in a Cavalier residence gazing irritably at the watcher.
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Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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