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A space invader from planet Mars has been said to have been witnessed on a small number of instances flinging stones at Cathay Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A space invader from another planet may once in a while be spotted posting an envelope at a Cathay post office.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship has repeatedly been seen slurping fuel from a gas pump at a refueling station in Cathay.
A massive ground hog is repeatedly noticed walking a Pit Bull late in the night on a gloomy Cathay street.
A lady with worms crawling out of her nostrils has allegedly been perceived on a small number of occasions swallowing root beer outside Devils Lake State Park. Whatever folks say, it's a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
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Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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