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A very large oryx has been distinguished on a handful of instances very late at night rushing after a passing VW on a dark road next to Casselton.
The spirit of a young cowboy can regularly be distinguished in the backseat of a Toyota by the driver spotting the phantom in his rear view mirror around midnight. According to the people who live here, this spirit could be the soul of a local who died here in Casselton in the past.
An extremely large ox has from time to time been distinguished by Buffalo Creek carving an opening.
The ghost of a copper-miner is known to have been distinguished on many occasions watering plants in the front garden of a house in Casselton.
The phantom of a man outfitted as a gardener may sometimes be made out by a lady fishing by a lake in close proximity to Casselton.
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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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