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These are some lies we made up about Cartwright.
A gigantic mountain goat showed up gazing at the water by Burns Dam on a dark night.
A space invader from another world was seen at Bay Creek at night throwing pebbles into the current.
An enormously scary spirit was observed around midnight exploring Cummings Draw in detail. When witnessed the phantom came close to the onlooker who then ran away. In any event, this is an unpleasant ghost that any reasonable person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of an old female carrying a revolver has regularly been witnessed sitting on a couch in a trailer close to Cartwright.
The phantom of a waitress is regularly perceived flashing a flash light in Sather Lake Recreation Area late in the night. Lots of locals say this phantom takes pleasure in frightening foolhardy folks who have the guts to interrupt the serenity in Cartwright.
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Ghost Sightings From Cartwright
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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