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These are some lies we made up about Carson.
A semi decayed human corpse was noticed at Cat Coulee Dam before sunrise smoking a pipe. The ghost acknowledged the presence of the eye witness. No matter what, it's a frightening ghost that should be shunned.
An extraterrestrial became visible reading a book up on the top of Carson Hill.
A woman afire, clutching a kerosene container was distinguished at Snake Creek at night hurling pebbles into the flowing water. When the ghost was spotted it disappeared into the thin air. One thing's for certain, it is unquestionably a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to bump into very late at night.
The phantom of a grower having on a worn hat emerged in a Carson school before dawn staggering the corridors. The ghost was ingested by the night after being observed.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy was perceived in a mirror in a Carson apartment; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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