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A big frightening dragon was made out going through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Carrington home at the stroke of midnight.
A gargantuan buffalo was spotted relaxing at a table in a Carrington home.
An martian tourist from another galaxy has frequently been witnessed mid stream in Little Pipestem Creek scaring people.
A gentleman with an axe in his head has allegedly been distinguished on a few occasions pushing orbs around quite near the entrance to Devils Lake State Park. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
A gentleman's body having the head of a rat may regularly be noticed staring at folks in a Carrington trailer through a keyhole.
The phantom of a gentleman clutching a sword may be perceived time and again in a deserted place right next door to Carrington.
Vincent van Gogh is every so often noticed trying to flag down cars down a gloomy highway close to Carrington.
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Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
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