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These are some lies we made up about Carpio.
A space invader from another planet is frequently noticed staring at the water by Carpio Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The martian mechanic of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has allegedly been witnessed on numerous instances bass fishing from the shore of Lake Darling in the early morning hours.
Johann Sebastian Bach can repeatedly be spotted in Arnold Coulee in the early morning hours twinkling a flash light.
A giant grizzly bear can be distinguished frequently meditating in the early morning hours before sunrise on a lawn in Carpio.
A huge oryx has every now and then been observed sitting at the kitchen counter in a Carpio mobile home terrifying people.
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Ghost Sightings From Carpio
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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