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A woman's body with a bat's head may be perceived time and again up on Twin Buttes chucking chunks of concrete.
An enormous mink has now and then been noticed at the stroke of midnight drifting down on Beaver Holes Creek.
A sizeable creepy dragon is every so often made out snooping in mailboxes late at night in Cannon Ball.
A gargantuan mountain goat is rumored to have been perceived on numerous occasions looking for a bag by Ft. Abraham Lincoln State Park.
A massive steer may every so often be perceived playing a piece of music on a harpsichord in a Cannon Ball apartment.
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Ghost Sightings From Cannon Ball
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Ghost Sightings From Cannon Ball
The oldest of the three vampire brothers came home late on evening with a big smile and blood stains on his face.
- Where have you been? Asked his brothers.
- You see that town over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the middle brother came home with blood stains and a big smile.
- Where did you go brother? Asked his brothers.
- You see that farm over there, I went there and satisfied my thirst for blood.
The next night the youngest brother came home with blood on his face and a big bump on his head.
- Where have you been brother, asked his brothers.
- You see that stone wall over there, I didn't see that.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
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