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These are some lies we made up about Cando.
An alien from Pluto has often been witnessed being carried by a bicycle on a dark road in the vicinity of Cando.
A space invader from another world is frequently made out in the early morning hours before sunrise examining Big Coulee in detail.
An Allosaurus has supposedly been observed on many occasions in Johnson National Wildlife Refuge very late at night howling at the witness to beat it.
A giant kid may be observed frequently in a Cando residence.
A space man has from time to time been witnessed in Devils Lake State Park by the park headquarters scooping out an outlet.
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Ghost Sightings From Cando
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Ghost Sightings From Cando
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
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