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An extraterrestrial from deep space can often be distinguished marching through a Calvin area burial ground.
A giant canary has sometimes been witnessed trying to seize something down a secluded road in close proximity to Calvin in the early morning hours.
A huge hyena is occasionally observed being in a neglected structure in Calvin.
A space man is rumored to have been made out on numerous occasions startling people in Devils Lake State Park near the ranger station.
The extraterrestrial pilot of an unidentified flying object may now and then be perceived standing by a secluded highway close to Calvin.
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Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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