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These are some lies we made up about Caledonia.
The martian crew member of an alien spacecraft is from time to time perceived by Marsh River gazing.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has been made out on many instances attempting to exclaim something in a raft on Grandin Lake.
A gargantuan cat can from time to time be seen performing a melody on a xylophone in a Caledonia flat.
A creepy being has often been witnessed in a Caledonia school late at night walking the hallways. In any case, this ghost sure is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
A gargantuan panther is regularly made out in a mirror in a Caledonia flat; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror.
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Ghost Sightings From Caledonia
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Ghost Sightings From Caledonia
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
A sailor and a pirate are talking in a bar.
- Wow, said the sailor, you really have it all. Wooden leg, hand hook, eye patch. How did you loose your leg?
- Har, I fell overboard in a battle and a shark bit off my leg.
- Whoo, sounds painful, how about your hand how did you lose that?
- Har, har. It was cut off by an enemies sword during battle.
- Wow, and how about your eye, how did you lose your eye?
- Har, that happened when a mosquito flew into my eye, har.
- A mosquito in the eye, how could you lose an eye from that?
- Har Har, it was my first day with the hook, har.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
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