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These are some lies we made up about Butte.
An extraterrestrial from Mars came into sight by England Lake sipping orange juice.
A fantastically menacing phantom was made out in a mirror in a Butte house; the ghost was exclusively visible in the mirror. When noticed the ghost came near the observer who then ran off.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a sizeable beard and an eye patch came into sight in Cross Ranch State Park quite near the park headquarters reading a newspaper. This particular ghost has been observed very often in this spot. If you talk to the people who live here, this spirit might be a distinguished days gone by inhabitant of Butte.
The spirit of a waitress was distinguished in a home close to Butte. Numerous stories of this ghost have been conveyed.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady was made out searching for a glove next to a parked Ford in a Butte parking lot after midnight. Additional folks in close proximity have had similar happenings involving the same ghost. Based
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on what the locals say, this ghost is the undeparted soul of a long forgotten Butte local. Whatever folks utter, it's sure a frightening ghost that you don't want to run into at midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Butte
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Ghost Sightings From Butte
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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