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An martian traveler from another planet may be observed repeatedly performing a song on a guitar in a Burlington flat.
A space invader from another planet has once in a while been perceived late in the night drifting along on Des Lacs River.
The extraterrestrial crew member of an alien spacecraft is occasionally perceived exploring Gassman Coulee in detail at midnight.
An alien tourist from another world has allegedly been distinguished on frequent instances trying to find a hat down at the waterfront at Den Lake.
The ghost of a young-looking female with a rope around her neck was spotted in a Burlington secondary school very late at night strolling the corridors. The ghost was consumed by the air after being made out. It has been argued that this particular phantom can be the soul of a local who died here in Burlington some decades ago.
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Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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