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The spirit of an elderly Indian chief came into sight hauling a body through some bushes in Magnolia State Game Management Area in the early morning hours. The phantom spoke of revenging a homicide. One of the folks who live here definitely claims that this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Buffalo some time ago.
A gigantic gila monster was seen marching in the middle of a desolate road outside Buffalo.
A dark bat that turned into a lady was witnessed coming into sight in a bedroom mirror. The watcher got freaked out and ran off. Several people claim this phantom enjoys startling foolhardy people who are brave enough to disturb the calm in Buffalo.
The phantom of a dispossessed gentleman has repeatedly been spotted resting in an armchair in a mobile home near Buffalo. It's been declared that this particular ghost loves terrifying unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Buffalo.
Nicolaus Copernicus is often distinguished near the entrance to Ft. Ransom State Park staring irritably at the onlooker.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Why is a fat girl like a moped?
They're both fun until your friends see you.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
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