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These are some lies we made up about Buchanan.
A youthful girl in a bloody wedding dress may every so often be made out hurling boulders into the flow at Minneapolis Flats Creek in the early morning hours.
A lady with a blue-green face was spotted enjoying the scenery at Depuy Dam at the stroke of midnight. This precise ghost has been spotted often in this location. One of the local residents firmly argues that this ghost is the struggling soul of a long dead Buchanan local person.
A gigantic seal came into view resting in an armchair in a trailer in Buchanan.
An enormous shrew was made out shouting beside a streetlight in Buchanan.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spacecraft emerged walking from house to house at night on a Buchanan lane.
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Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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